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whenever someone on tumblr says “I’m posting this because no one’s awake so no one will see it”, i look outside my window at the beautiful sunny day outside. it is mid afternoon. the Australians will always be awake and ready for your 3am shame posts
And also New Zealanders!
if you think i will name my future child after a fictional character then you are absolutely right
a haiku about buying college textbooks
what the fuck textbooks
you’re made of paper and ink
not fucking diamonds.
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him